I'd Shake His Hand, But I Think

If The Worst Thing That Can Happen Is That Nobody Laughs, Then I Can Deal With That, Because The Worst Thing That Can Happen At The Factory Is That I Could Lose A Limb Or Be Crushed By A Huge Machine.

Y'know, If Those Pews Reclined, And The Priests Gave The Raiders Scores I'd Go To Church Every Sunday.

I've Spent Days In Cinemas Answering Questions From The Audience, In Interviews, Travelling Abroad, And All They Do Is Thank Me Nicely.

So I Started To Relax And Would Work On My Act Eight Hours A Day, Sitting At A Desk Writing At My Grandmother's House, And I Would Put On Richard Pryor Live On Long Beach And Would Play It Like A Loop And Think And Write

You Know, You Walk Through This Hotel, You're Not Going To See All White People; You're Not Going To See All Black People; You're Going To See What The World Looks Like. I Promised Myself That If I Ever Got An Opportunity Where I Would Be Able To Make A Difference And Have A Say, That I Would Want To Deliver [that] Message [of Inclusivity].