It Was June 4, 1979, The First

I Prefer My Mexican Food To Have A Little Bit Of An Animal That Suffered A Little Bit. That's Some Of The Best Food.

I Can Never Do Nothing In This House!

I Think It's Easier For African American And White Comics To Be Praised Than It Is Latinos Because They Think Our Culture Or Our Humor Is Substandard. I Mean, I Just Don't Think They Want To Give Us Credit. I Just Don't Think That They See Us As Important Enough To Be At Their Level. I'm The Longest-produced Comedy At Warner Bros. And I Don't Feel Special. They Come Over And Say Hello. But Everybody's Gonna Make A Lot Of Money And I Don't Feel Like I'm Special To Them.

I Used To Be Ashamed By The Way That I Grew Up. I Tried To Lie My Way Through Better Times, But When You Think That Honesty And Truth Is Really Your Best Weapon You Embrace It And Put It Behind You. In The End, It Drives You And Motivates You To Do Good Work. No One Should Be Ashamed About Where They Come From As Long As You Desire To Be A Compassionate And Decent Person.

I Grew Up Not Having A Father. Golf Is The Father I Never Had. It Taught Me Honesty And Respect And Discipline And It Taught Me To Control My Temperament.