The Nearest We Can Come To) Perfect

Occasions Are Rare; And Those, Who Know How To Seize Upon Them, Are Rarer.

Be Like A Postage Stamp. Stick To One Thing Until You Get There.

Better Make A Weak Man Your Enemy Than Your Friend.

There's One Good Thing About Tight Shoes; They Make You Forget Your Other Troubles.

Silence Is Said To Be Golden, But The Best Fools The World Has Ever Produced Had Nothing To Say On The Subject