Pity Costs Nothing, And It Ain't Worth

There Is No Revenge So Complete As Forgiveness.

Keep A Cow, And Then The Milk Won't Have To Be Watered But Once.

Our Continual Desire For Praise Ought To Convince Us Of Our Mortality, If Nothing Else Will.

Consider The Postage Stamp: Its Usefulness Consists In The Ability To Stick To One Thing Till It Gets There.

If You Do Not Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal, Turn Your Attention To Politics And Learn.