Pity Costs Nothing, And It Ain't Worth

People Travel To Learn; Most Of Them Before They Start Should Learn To Travel.

Wisdom That Don't Make Us Happier Ain't Worth Plowing For.

Beauty Is A Very Handy Thing To Have, Especially For A Woman Who Ain't Handsome.

I Would Much Rather Always Look Forward To The Time When I Am Going To Ride In A Carriage, Than To Look Back On The Time When I Used To.

There Are Very Few Good Judges Of Humor, And They Don't Agree.