Pity Costs Nothing, And It Ain't Worth

Every Man Has His Follies - And Often They Are The Most Interesting Thing He Has Got.

One Of The Best Temporary Cures For Pride And Affectation Is Seasickness; A Man Who Wants To Vomit Never Puts On Airs.

Adam Invented Love At First Sight, One Of The Greatest Labor-saving Machines The World Ever Saw.

Young Widows Still Bide Their Time.

Knowledge Is Like Money, The More A Man Gits The More He Hankers For.