Pity Costs Nothing, And It Ain't Worth

A Good Place To Visit, But A Poor Place To Stay.

Advice Can Be Like Cod Liver Oil, Easy Enough To Administer But Not So Pleasant To Take For Anybody.

Beauty Is A Very Handy Thing To Have, Especially For A Woman Who Ain't Handsome.

Consider The Postage Stamp: Its Usefulness Consists In The Ability To Stick To One Thing Till It Gets There.

Incredulity Is The Wisdom Of The Fool.