To Enjoy A Good Reputation, Give Publicly,

The Squeeky Wheel Gets The Grease.

Common Sense Is The Knack Of Seeing Things As They Are, And Doing Things As They Ought To Be Done.

If A Man Should Happen To Reach Perfection In This World, He Would Have To Die Immediately To Enjoy Himself.

As A General Thing, When A Woman Wears The Pants In A Family, She Has A Good Right To Them.

A Witty Writer Is Like A Porcupine; His Quill Makes No Distinction Between Friend And Foe.