Old Maids Sweeten Their Tea With Scandal.

Our Continual Desire For Praise Ought To Convince Us Of Our Mortality, If Nothing Else Will.

Never Work Before Breakfast; If You Have To Work Before Breakfast, Eat Your Breakfast First.

One Of The Best Temporary Cures For Pride And Affectation Is Seasickness; A Man Who Wants To Vomit Never Puts On Airs.

Honesty Is The Rarest Wealth Anyone Can Possess, And Yet All The Honesty In The World Ain't Lawful Tender For A Loaf Of Bread.

As In A Game Ov Cards, So In The Game Ov Life, We Must Play What Is Dealt Tew Us, And The Glory Consists, Not So Mutch In Winning, As In Playing A Poor Hand Well.