Old Maids Sweeten Their Tea With Scandal.

Most Men Would Rather Be Charged With Malice Than With Making A Blunder.

There's One Good Thing About Tight Shoes; They Make You Forget Your Other Troubles.

There's A Lot Of People In This World Who Spend So Much Time Watching Their Health That They Haven't The Time To Enjoy It.

As Scarce As Truth Is, The Supply Has Always Been In Excess Of The Demand.

Men Mourn For What They Have Lost; Women For What They Ain't Got.