Old Maids Sweeten Their Tea With Scandal.

The Trouble With Most Folks Isn't Their Ignorance. It's Knowin' So Many Things That Ain't So.

Pity Costs Nothing, And It Ain't Worth Nothing.

You Can Reach Stupidity Only With A Cannon Ball.

As A General Rule, If You Want To Get At The Truth - Hear Both Sides And Believe Neither.

It Ain't So Much The Things We Don't Know That Get Us Into Trouble. It's The Things We Know That Just Ain't So.