If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's

If It Does Not Work The First Time, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. No Need To Be An Idiot.

A Merry Christmas To All My Friends Except Two.

I Have Been In The Entertainment Business Some Forty-three Years, And I Have Never Said Anything Detrimental Or Anything That Might Be Construed As Belittling Any Race Or Religion. I Would Be A Sucker To Do So Because You Can't Insult The Customers.

Some Weasel Took The Cork Out Of My Lunch.

Comedy Is A Serious Business. A Serious Business With Only One Purpose--to Make People Laugh.