If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's

I Seldom Took A Drink On The Set Before 9 A.m.

The Laziest Man I Ever Met Put Popcorn In His Pancakes So They Would Turn Over By Themselves.

Abstaining Is Favorable Both To The Head And The Pocket.

Ain't Fit For Man Nor Beast

When Doctors And Undertakers Meet, They Wink At Each Other.