If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's

I Have Been In The Entertainment Business Some Forty-three Years, And I Have Never Said Anything Detrimental Or Anything That Might Be Construed As Belittling Any Race Or Religion. I Would Be A Sucker To Do So Because You Can't Insult The Customers.

It Ain't What They Call You, It's What You Answer To.

You Can Fool Some Of The People Some Of The Time -- And That's Enough To Make A Decent Living.

Children Should Neither Be Seen Or Heard From - Ever Again.

It's A Funny Old World. A Man's Lucky If He Gets Out Of It Alive.