If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's

It Was A Marriage Of Convenience, As My Father Had A Blister On His Big Toe And Couldn't Travel Far To Find A Girl.

The Nation Needs To Return To The Colonial Way Of Life, When A Wife Was Judged By The Amount Of Wood She Could Split.

There Is Not A Man In America Who Has Not Had A Secret Ambition To Boot An Infant.

I Never Worry About Being Driven To Drink; I Just Worry About Being Driven Home.

I'm Looking For Loopholes. (said When Caught Reading The Bible.).