If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's

Marriage Is Better Than Leprosy Only Because It's Easier To Get Rid Of.

I Drink Therefore I Am.

Marry An Outdoors Woman. Then If You Throw Her Out Into The Yard On A Cold Night, She Can Still Survive.

I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant Handy In Case I See A Snake, Which I Also Keep Handy.

It Is Impossible To Find Twelve Fair Men In All The World.