If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's

Indeed, Moderation Is My Middle Name (though I Do Not Often Use It In Signing Legal Documents)

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At 21 Each Than One Girl At 42.

The Only Thing A Lawyer Won't Question Is The Legitimacy Of His Mother.

Somebody's Been Putting Pineapple Juice In My Pineapple Juice!

I Exercise Strong Self Control. I Never Drink Anything Stronger Than Gin Before Breakfast.