Apparently It's Cool To Watch The Daily

You're Encouraged To Pitch Your Own Story. That Way, You'll Have More Control Over What You Do.

Ethanol Is, In Its Pure Form, Just As Much Of A Sham As Oil.

I Actually Got The Part. And I Thought, Well, I'll Do It For A While. I'll Just Quit If It's Stupid.

I've Always Wanted To Be An Actor. I Didn't Get Into This Game To Be The Best Improviser In The World. I Didn't Choose Improv As A Stepping Stone, It Just Happened To Become One.

I Don't Know How This Company Got The Name National Shakespeare Company, Because It Was Literally Like Retards Employing Retards.