Apparently It's Cool To Watch The Daily

I Learned More About Elections On Election Night 2000 Than I Ever Did During My 16 Years Of Schooling.

If People See Me In Some Sort Of Niche, Then That's Fine. As Long As It's Not "the Naked Guy." I Don't Care.

I Actually Got The Part. And I Thought, Well, I'll Do It For A While. I'll Just Quit If It's Stupid.

Once I Found Out How Much An Off-off-broadway Actor Makes, I Was Whoring Myself Out The Next Day.

If You Have A Secret, People Will Sit A Little Bit Closer.