Apparently It's Cool To Watch The Daily

I Peed In My Wife's Boot Once. On Honeymoon, In Madrid, We Were Drinking Absinthe And Somehow Made It Back To Our Hotel. I Don't Remember A Second Of This, But My Wife Woke Up To This Noise. Two Of Her Boots Were In The Corner, One Had Fallen Down And The Other Was Standing Up And I Was Peeing Into It! It Was A Hole, And It Looked Like A Toilet. She Said: "rob, Wake Up, You're Peeing Into My Shoe!"

You're Encouraged To Pitch Your Own Story. That Way, You'll Have More Control Over What You Do.

Why Should I Be Feeling Tension? It's The Daily Show.

I've Got Like A Week And A Half Left, All Bets Are Off.

Ethanol Is, In Its Pure Form, Just As Much Of A Sham As Oil.