I Was Going Out For Absolutely Everything

I Remember Saying In College That I Would Never Do Commercials.

I've Been An Apple Guy Since The Mid 80's And That's When I Was Like, "boy, You Guys Really Got Me Here. I Know Exactly What You're Doing, Right Down To Your Price Points."

If You Have A Secret, People Will Sit A Little Bit Closer.

If Anything, There's More At Stake When You're Older, And More Responsibility And More Legitimate Things To Worry About.

I Always Fancied Myself More Of An Actor Than A Comedian Before I Realized That Only Assholes Make That Kind Of Distinction.