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I Grew Up In Toronto And As Long As I Can Remember, As Long As There Was Cable, Even Those Old Cable Boxes That Were Wired To The Tv, There Have Been Bollywood Movies On Toronto Tv.

And I Thought, When I Have Kids, That's The Sort Of Well Told, Silly, And Fun Fairy Tale That I Would Want To Take Them To. But It Was An Amazing Experience. And I Think Shrek Is A Real Classic, A Fairy Tale Classic.

Here's The Plan. We Get The Warhead And We Hold The World Ransom For... One Million Dollars!

I'm Basically A Sexless Geek. Look At Me, I Have Pasty-white Skin, I Have Acne Scars And I'm Five-foot-nothing. Does That Sound Like A Real Sexual Dynamo To You?

I Still Believe That At Any Time The No-talent Police Will Come And Arrest Me.