This Crazy Thing Called Love...

I'm Bigger Than You! I'm Higher On The Food Chain - Get In My Belly!

I Do Miss Saturday Night Live, That's For Sure. There's Nothing Like It. I Just Hosted, And I Felt I'd Only Been Away For A Week.

Comedy. It Was Just Huge In My House. Peter Sellers And Alec Guinness, Monty Python And All Those James Bond Movies Were Highly Regarded.

People Ask Me To Record Their Answering Machines All The Time. I Love It. It's A Miracle To Me That People Want To Hear Back Those Characters.

Most Comedians Want To Be The Architect Of Their Own Embarrassment. They Have Horrible Self-esteem Issues. I Would Rather Push Myself Into The Mud. I Don't Want To Be Pushed Into The Mud. I Think That Is Probably True. I Think Most People Struggle With Self-acceptance. But Comedians Get A Chance To Self Externalize.