I Had Done Shrek As A Canadian

It Is Much More Easy For A Spanish Person To Love Themselves Than A Canadian Person.

Justin Timberlake Is The Single Most Talented Human Being I've Ever Met In My Life, And It Sickens Me. He Is, Like, 12 Years Old Or Something! He Has 0 Percent Body Fat, He Is Musically Gifted, He Has A Great Ear For Accents, And He Is Hilarious.

Uh Oh, This Guy Needs Coffee And Croolers Stat.

Most Comedians Want To Be The Architect Of Their Own Embarrassment. They Have Horrible Self-esteem Issues. I Would Rather Push Myself Into The Mud. I Don't Want To Be Pushed Into The Mud. I Think That Is Probably True. I Think Most People Struggle With Self-acceptance. But Comedians Get A Chance To Self Externalize.

And I Love Mel Brooks. My Dad Loved His Movies, Too, They're Awesome, The Kind Of Thing That If You're In For Ten Minutes, You're In For Two Hours.