People Ask Me To Record Their Answering

I Love Making Comedy. I Never Stopped Loving It. I Will Continue To Love It And I Can't Believe That I Get To Do It.

I Do Miss Saturday Night Live, That's For Sure. There's Nothing Like It. I Just Hosted, And I Felt I'd Only Been Away For A Week.

Here's The Plan. We Get The Warhead And We Hold The World Ransom For... One Million Dollars!

Very Good Training To Just Be A Person Is Growing Up In Canada. People Say A Lot Of Things About Canada, Like That It's Boring, But If You Look Around The World, You Can Praise Boring. It's A Very Civilized Place To Grow Up. I'm Very Proud Of It.

Why Must I Be Surrounded By Frickin' Idiots?