Everywhere I Go, People Come Up To

My Dad Was From Liverpool, And He Picked It Up In The Army. He'd Often Come Out With This Stuff.

My Theory Is That All Of Scottish Cuisine Is Based On A Dare.

I've Wanted To Be An Actor Since I Was Eight Years Old And I Did Tv Commercials When I Was A Kid. When I Was Eleven Saturday Night Live Came On And I Thought, "oh God, I'd Love To Do That." I Saw The Pink Panther Movies And Thought, "god, I'd Love To Have A Comedy Series; I'd Love To Have A Character I'd Created That Becomes A Series." I've Now Pretty-much Done Everything I've Wanted To Do Since I Was Eight Years Old And It's A Wonderful Feeling, I've Got To Say.

Oh, You Know, Driving Around, Coming To A Stop Sign And An Entire Family, From 8 To 80, Will Be Looking At Me With That Dr. Evil Look - Pinkie On The Mouth.

I Like My Privacy. I Love Being A Part Of [films], But When I'm Not Doing Stuff, I Like To Go Away. I Enjoy Being A Person, A Great Deal.