Anyone Who Says He Can See Through

My Plans Are Still In Embryo, A Town On The Edge Of Wishful Thinking.

Groucho: You Know I Think You're The Most Beautiful Woman In The World? Woman: Really? Groucho: No, But I Don't Mind Lying If It Gets Me Somewhere.

Clowns Work As Well As Aspirin, But Twice As Fast.

Today's Father Day And We're Giving You A Tie, It's Not Much You Know, It's Just Our Way Of Showing You, You're A Regular Guy.

Women Should Be Obscene, Not Heard.