Anyone Who Says He Can See Through

Clowns Work As Well As Aspirin, But Twice As Fast.

You're The Most Beautiful Woman I've Ever Seen, And That's Not Saying Much For You

Was That You Or The Duck?

The First Thing Which I Can Record Concerning Myself Is, That I Was Born. These Are Wonderful Words. This Life, To Which Neither Time Nor Eternity Can Bring Diminution - This Everlasting Living Soul, Began. My Mind Loses Itself In These Depths.

I Love To Read. My Education Is Self-inflicted