Anyone Who Says He Can See Through

I Shall Drink No #‎ Wine Before It's Time! Ok, It's Time.

Two Women At A Resort Discussed Dinner: "the Food Here Is Lousy," The First Noted. "you're Right! And Such Small Portions!!" The Second Added

There Was No Need To Inform Us Of The Protocol Involved. We Were From Chicago And Knew All About Cement.

Given The Choice Between A Woman And A Cigar, I Will Always Choose The Cigar.

Thirteen At A Table Is Unlucky Only, When The Hostess Has Only Twelve Chops.