Anyone Who Has Dead Straight Hair Wants

I Have A Very Solo Career. I Only Write With People That I Really Adore.

Women Are More Emotional, And It's Natural To Talk About It.

I Admire The Elsie Tanners And Barbara Windsors Of The World: People Who Have Crawled Back From The Abyss. I'm Quite Camp In That Respect.

I Am Best Viewed From A Distance.

A Good Fart Joke Makes Me Bawl With Laughter, So Will Somebody Farting. And The Word 'poo.' You Can't Beat A Good Poo Joke.