And Then It Gets So Hot That

Howie's Doctor Told Him To Lose Ten Pounds, And Since Howie's Been On A Diet He's Gained Three.

Ranger Sent Us To Check On You," Hal Said. "we Just Got Here, And We Heard Shots." "some Moron Ate My Jelly Doughnut," Lula Said. "so I Shot Him.

I Wasn’t Sure Anymore What Made A Good Marriage. There Had To Be Love, Of Course, But There Were So Many Different Kinds Of Love. And Clearly, Some Love Was More Enduring Than Others.

I Wasn’t A Fabulous Cook. I Didn’t Have A Boyfriend, Much Less A Husband. And I Wasn’t A Big Financial Success. I Could Live With All Those Failings As Long As I Knew That Once In A While I Looked Really Hot.

At The Other End Of The Room, Grandma Had The Lid Up On Larry Lipinski. She Was Standing One Foot On A Folding Chair, One Foot On The Edge Of The Casket, And She Was Taking Pictures With A Disposable Camera.