I Can Give You A Better 'and

Your Life Isn't Out Of Control. It's Expanded.

I Wasnt Always A Writer. When I Went To College And Majored In Fine Arts, I Was A Painter. Then I Was A Stay-at-home Mom.

I’m Going Back To Bed,” Grandma Said When Mooner And Dougie Left. “this Doesn’t Look Too Interesting. I Liked It Better The Other Night When You Were On The Floor With The Bounty Hunter.” Morelli Gave Me The Same Kind Of Look Desi Always Gave Lucy When She’d Just Done Something Incredibly Stupid. “it’s A Long Story,” I Said. “i Bet.

Now That We Know You're Not A Hundred Percent Vampire You Should Stop Trying To Suck Necks," I Said To Ziggy. "i'll Try," Ziggy Said, "but It's A Hard Habit To Break.

How Was Your Day?" Morelli Asked Me. "oh, You Know, The Usual. Stole A Truck. Blew Up A Building, And Brought Seven Monkeys Home With Me.