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Nice Dress. Take It Off.

It Was Lorraine In Her Nightie And Mo In His Cap. They'd Just Settled Their Brains For A Long Winter's Nap In Front Of The Television. When Out In The Lot There Arose Such A Clatter, They Sprang From Their Recliners To See What Was The Matter. Away To The Window They Flew Like A Flash, Tore Open The Blinds And Threw Up The Sash. And What To Their Wondering Eyes Should Appear, But Stephanie Plum And Yet Another Of Her Cars Burning Front To Rear.

Oh, For God's Sake," I Said. "just Give Me The Stupid Thing." I Took The Panic Button And Stuck It Into My Super Sexy Miracle Bra. "gps," Ranger Said To Morelli. "probably I Can Find Her Breast Without It," Morelli Said. "but It's Good To Know There's A Navigational System On Board If I Need It.

Cute? I Think My Testosterone Level Just Dropped - Ranger

The Note Said The First Clue Was "in The Big One." I Looked At The Jumble Of Letters That Followed, And I Saw No Pattern. Not Such A Surprise, Since I Was Missing The Puzzle Chromosome And Couldn't Do Puzzles Designed For Nine-year-olds.