Cupcake, Your Middle Name Is Trouble.

Lula Had Eminem Cranked Up. He Was Rapping About Trailer Park Girls And How They Go Round The Outside, And I Was Wondering What The Heck That Meant. I'm A White Girl From Trenton. I Don't Know These Things. I Need A Rap Cheat Sheet.

I Go To Bars And Restaurants, And I Sit And I Eavesdrop On People And I Watch People In Shopping Centers And, You Know, I Read The Newspapers And I Talk To The Trenton Cops, And I Just Get A Lot Of Information That Comes In That Somehow Turns Into A Book.

Has It Ever Occurred To You That You Might Be Delusional?' That's What The Psychiatrist Said, But I Think He's Wrong. There's An Evil Flying Pizza Out There, And It's Got Brenda's Name On It.

I Don't Know If It's A Good Idea To Give A Woman A Box Of Bullets When She's Got A Pimple.

On The Bright Side, I'm Sure This Isn't The Last Time You'll Ever Get Firebombed, So Maybe You'll Have Better Luck Next Time.