Cupcake, Your Middle Name Is Trouble.

Everyone Knows You Can't See Death Cooties. Take My Word For It, That Couch Has The Biggest, Fattest Death Cooties That Ever Existed. That Couch Has The Mother Of All Death Cooties. – Lula

He Reached Out, Opened The Glove Compartment, And Took Out A Gun. It Was A Smith & Wesson .38 Five-shot Special. It Looked A Lot Like My Gun. "i Stopped By Your Apartment This Morning And Picked This Up For You," Ranger Said. "i Found It In The Cookie Jar." "tough Guys Always Keep Their Gun In The Cookie Jar." "name One." "rockford." Ranger Grinned. "i Stand Corrected.

My Body Is Not Designed To Run. My Body Was Designed To Sit In An Expensive Care And Drive.

No One Expected A First Year Engineering Student To Build The Perfect Bridge.

We Don't Appreciate The Value Of Humor Sometimes.