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You Got To Have A Lot Of Courage. Secondly, Whatever It Is You're Doing You Have To Believe In It Wholeheartedly. Thirdly, You Have To Be Able To Stand Up In Front Of People And Know That They'll Laugh.

I Think If I Took Therapy, The Doctor Would Quit. He'd Just Pick Up The Couch And Walk Out Of The Room.

Some People Call Me A Legend And The Last Of The Greats, And I Appreciate It.

No Matter Where You Go In This World, You Will Always Find A Jew Sitting In The Beach Chair Next To You.

I Have My Own Gym. When You Do Jokes And They Sell, You Get A Gym.