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The Man Who Has A Girl In Every Port Is Not A Sailor But A Wholesaler.

A Bright Eye Indicates Curiosity; A Black Eye, Too Much.

We Can't Do Much About The Length Of Our Lives, But We Can Do Plenty About It's Width And Depth.

A Homosexual Is The Only Man Who Ever Meets A Man He Would Like To Marry If He Were A Woman.

A Girl Never Cares Who Casts The First Stone At Her -- As Long As It's A Diamond