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Some Women Get Divorces On The Grounds Of Incompatibility; Others, On Just The First Two Syllables.

Egocentricity: The Vanity That Makes You Wonder What People Are Thinking About You When They Are Really Wondering What You Are Thinking About Them.

Some Members Of Congress Ought To Have Their Mouths Taped Instead Of Their Speeches.

The Difference Between Two Men Is Usually A Woman.

The Only Place Where You Can Find Equality Is In The Cemetery.