It Takes Far More Courage To Violate

The Saddest Thing In Life Is To Marry A Woman Who Looks Like A Cook--and Isn't.

The Difference Between Us And Other People Is That Their Money Looks Bigger And Their Troubles Smaller.

A Woman Is Always Ready To Describe Another Woman As Charming, But Only If The Other Woman Is Not Charming.

The Best Way To Make A Long Story Short Is To Stop Listening.

A Cynic Sees Little To Admire In The World, While The World Sees Even Less To Admire In Him.