An Author's First Duty Is To Let

I Wish I'd Been A Mixed Infant.

There's No One, No One, Loves You Like Yourself.

Other People's Interruptions Of Your Work Are Relatively Insignificant Compared With The Countless Times You Interrupt Yourself.

If It Was Raining Soup, The Irish Would Go Out With Forks.

I'm A Communist By Day And A Catholic As Soon As It Gets Dark.