An Author's First Duty Is To Let

Message? What The Hell Do You Think I Am, A Bloody Postman?

I Saw A Notice That Said "drink Canada Dry" And I've Just Started.

I Was Court-martialled In My Absence, And Sentenced To Death In My Absence, So I Said They Could Shoot Me In My Absence.

Nothing Hurts More Than The Friendly Letter That One Never Got Around To Writing.

That You, Sister. May You Be The Mother Of A Bishop.