I Saw A Notice That Said "drink

Other People's Interruptions Of Your Work Are Relatively Insignificant Compared With The Countless Times You Interrupt Yourself.

In A Society Which Really Supported Marriage The Wife Would Be Encouraged To Go To The Office And Make Love To Her Husband On The Company's Time And With Its Blessing.

I Only Take A Drink On Two Occasions - When I'm Thirsty And When I'm Not.

I'm A Communist By Day And A Catholic As Soon As It Gets Dark.

Nothing Hurts More Than The Friendly Letter That One Never Got Around To Writing.