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The Only Thing I Envy In Young People Is Their Livers.

A General And A Bit Of Shooting Makes You Forget Your Troubles ... It Takes Your Mind Off The Cost Of Living.

I Wish I'd Been A Mixed Infant.

New York Is My Lourdes, Where I Go For Spiritual Refreshment... A Place Where You're Least Likely To Be Bitten By A Wild Goat.

He Was Born An Englishman And Remained One For Years.