I Saw A Notice That Said "drink

Critics Are Like Eunuchs; They Can Tell You What To Do, But They Can't Do It Themselves!

There's No One, No One, Loves You Like Yourself.

All Publicity Is Good, Except An Obituary Notice.

I Saw A Notice That Said "drink Canada Dry" And I've Just Started.

They Took Away Our Land, Our Language, And Our Religion; But They Could Never Harness Our Tongues.