I'll Keep Going Till My Face Falls

Among Men, Sex Sometimes Results In Intimacy; Among Women, Intimacy Sometimes Results In Sex.

I Always Wear Boot Polish On My Eyelashes, Because I Am A Very Emotional Person And It Doesn't Run When I Cry.

France Is The Only Place Where You Can Make Love In The Afternoon Without People Hammering On Your Door.

The Great Majority Of People In England And America Are Modest, Decent And Pure-minded And The Amount Of Virgins In The World Today Is Stupendous.

People Don't Roll Around Naked In My Books. I Do Allow Them To Go To Bed If They're Married, But It's All Very Wonderful And The Moon Beams.