I'll Keep Going Till My Face Falls

Love Is Next To Godliness With Certain Safeguards.

I Would Love To Employ A Man, But How Can I Possibly Give A Man Dictation From The Bath?

When You Get Past Fifty, You Have To Decide Whether To Keep Your Face Or Your Figure. I Kept My Face.

Every Woman Dreams Of Love. When She Is Young She Prays She Will Find It. When She Is Middle Aged She Hopes For It And When She Is Old She Remembers It.

My Heroines Are Always Virgins. They Never Go To Bed Without A Ring On Their Fingers; Not Until Page 118 At Least.