Americans Are Not Terribly Intelligent People. They

When You Have Birds You Stare At Them A Lot And Their Eyes Are Recessed On Their Head. When They Look At Something They Tilt Their Head In A Quizzical Expression.

Here In The Us, We've Built This Insane Infrastructure Of Oppression. When It's Not Run By A Barack Obama - Who, By The Way, I Don't Think Is A Perfect President - But By Someone Who Is Off-kilter, Like A Carly Fiorina, That Could Be Dangerous.

Conservative Humor Is Frankly Harder Than Liberal Humor. You Get Points For Just Being Liberal. You Can Get More Points If You Make Fun Of Your Own Side Sometimes.

Trying To Rebuild Afghanistan On The Cheap Has Left The Country In The Hands Of Warlords And An Impotent Northern Alliance Puppet Regime That Runs Kabul And Nothing Else.

Saddam Hussein, Influenced By Fascism, Ordered The Deaths Of Tens Of Thousands Of People, Fought Two Disastrous Wars, Turned His Nation Into An International Pariah And Ruined His Country’s Economy. In Other Words, His Record Is Identical To George W. Bush’s.