Anyway, I Tried Liking Jimmy Corrigan But

I Would Like To Fire Every Cop In America And Start From Scratch. We Don't Need As Many Of Them, And The Whole Model Of Policing Is Completely Off The Rails. For The Most Part, The Police Are Engaged In Very Little Protection Of The Public. That's Probably 5 Percent Of What They Do. The Rest Of It Is Writing Tickets.

I'm A Better Editorial Cartoonist By Default Because So Many Editorial Cartoonists Out There Are So Awful.

Close Friends Love You For Who You Are; Not What They Want You To Be.

Imagine Foreign Troops Sitting Idly, Laughing As Hooligans Trashed The Smithsonian, Stole The Gold From Fort Knox And Burned Down The Department Of The Interior. That Was Us In Iraq.

Most People Don't Know How To Tell Stories.