At This Point, American Workers Are Pretty

Here In The Us, We've Built This Insane Infrastructure Of Oppression. When It's Not Run By A Barack Obama - Who, By The Way, I Don't Think Is A Perfect President - But By Someone Who Is Off-kilter, Like A Carly Fiorina, That Could Be Dangerous.

I'm A Better Polemicist In Prose.

It's A Perfectly Valid Position To Not Like Shakespeare.

I Was Reading Through All These Nsa Programs That Snowden Has Revealed, And One Of The Ones That Fascinated Me Was That Smart Tvs Can Be Used To Look At You In Your Room. That Is Totally Like The Telescreen From 1984. It's Not Sort Of Like It, It's Not A Lot Like It, It Is It. And The Ability Of The Nsa To Turn On Your Cell Phone, Even If It's Powered Down, And Listen To You In Your Home - That's Insane To Me. People Had Been Warning That 1984 Was Just Around The Corner. Well, It Has Arrived, And Snowden Has Proven That.

Conservative Humor Is Frankly Harder Than Liberal Humor. You Get Points For Just Being Liberal. You Can Get More Points If You Make Fun Of Your Own Side Sometimes.