Money Stress Is What Used To Remind

Here In The Us, We've Built This Insane Infrastructure Of Oppression. When It's Not Run By A Barack Obama - Who, By The Way, I Don't Think Is A Perfect President - But By Someone Who Is Off-kilter, Like A Carly Fiorina, That Could Be Dangerous.

If I Had To Rank My Skills, I Have A Long Way To Go Before I Can Write A Good Graphic Novel.

When You Have Birds You Stare At Them A Lot And Their Eyes Are Recessed On Their Head. When They Look At Something They Tilt Their Head In A Quizzical Expression.

Conservative Humor Is Frankly Harder Than Liberal Humor. You Get Points For Just Being Liberal. You Can Get More Points If You Make Fun Of Your Own Side Sometimes.

Orrin Hatch Was The Keynote Speaker At The Last Meeting Of The Association Of American Editorial Cartoonists. He Sought Me Out Because He Was A Fan. I Was Thinking He Had Confused Me With Someone Else.