America Is The Only Country In The

On The Murder Of New York Deli Owner Abe Lebewohl: It's Almost Like Wiping Out Carnegie Hall. A Sandwich To A Jew Is Just As Important As A Country To A Gentile.

Did You Hear About The Accountant Who Became Am Embezzler? He Ran Away With The Accounts Payable!

The New York Times Distorts And Defrauds The News And Then Claims To Be Impartial. They Never Give An Even-handed Version Of The News - That's The Last Thing They'd Ever Do.

It Is More Profitable For Your Congressman To Support The Tobacco Industry Than Your Life.

Honesty Is Nothin' Compared To Decency.