My Comedy Doesn't Come From Any Calculations

I've Found That My Humor Goes Over Big In London.

I Have Enough Money To Last Me The Rest Of My Life, Unless I Buy Something.

When Most People Return From Europe, They Tell Tales Of All The Sites They Saw, The Shopping, The Entertainment, Etc. Jews, On The Other Hand, Return And Say I Had This Slice Of Cake In Austria, Let Me Tell You, I Don't Know How They Make It! It Was Great!

I Can't Pretend That I'm A Great Student Of The Art Of Comedy Because Anybody That Becomes Philosophical About Humor Doesn't Know What He's Talking About.

I Was So Self -conscious, Every Time Football Players Went Into A Huddle, I Thought They Were Talking About Me.