Always Keep Your Smile. That's How I

I Wait For Death And Journalists.

I Only Have One Wrinkle And I'm Sitting On It.

I Had To Wait 110 Years To Become Famous. I Wanted To Enjoy It As Long As Possible.

My Sight Is Bad, My Hearing Is Bad, I Feel Bad, But I Don't Suffer, I Don't Complain.

Wit Doesn't Make Girls Pretty.