I Only Have One Wrinkle And I'm

Excuse Me If I'm Clinging On To Life, But My Parents Wove Me From Tight Thread.

Wit Doesn't Make Girls Pretty.

I Think I Will Die Laughing.

I Took Pleasure When I Could. I Acted Clearly And Morally And Without Regret. I'm Very Lucky.

My Sight Is Bad, My Hearing Is Bad, I Feel Bad, But I Don't Suffer, I Don't Complain.