I Only Have One Wrinkle And I'm

I Only Have One Wrinkle And I'm Sitting On It.

When I'm Laid In My Coffin, I Want You To Put A Picture Of My Grandchild To The Right Of Me And And A Picture Of My Daughter To My Left. That Way They Will Be Buried With Me.

I'm Not Afraid Of Anything.

He Who Hugs Too Much, Hugs Badly!

I Had To Wait 110 Years To Become Famous. I Wanted To Enjoy It As Long As Possible.