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If You Can’t Do Anything About It, Don’t Worry About It.

Wit Doesn't Make Girls Pretty.

Not Having Children Is One Less Worry. Children Are A Worry!

I See Badly, I Hear Badly, And I Feel Bad, But Everything's Fine.

My Sight Is Bad, My Hearing Is Bad, I Feel Bad, But I Don't Suffer, I Don't Complain.