If You Can’t Do Anything About It,

I Have Legs Of Iron, But To Tell You The Truth, They're Starting To Rust And Buckle A Bit.

Excuse Me If I'm Clinging On To Life, But My Parents Wove Me From Tight Thread.

Always Keep A Smile. I Attribute My Long Life To That. I Believe I Will Die Laughing. That's Part Of My Program.

I Only Have One Wrinkle And I'm Sitting On It.

I'd Like To Go To The Moon.