If You Can’t Do Anything About It,

Not Having Children Is One Less Worry. Children Are A Worry!

My Sight Is Bad, My Hearing Is Bad, I Feel Bad, But I Don't Suffer, I Don't Complain.

I'm Interested In Everthing But Passionate About Nothing.

I Only Have One Wrinkle And I'm Sitting On It.

[on Being The Oldest Living Human Being:] God Must Have Forgotten Me.