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Times Change: It Was Once The Custom To Take A Bath Weekly And Religion Daily.

Hard Work Never Hurt Anyone Who Hired Someone Else To Do It.

A Credit Card Is A Convenient Device That Saves You The Trouble Of Counting Your Change.

The Tongue Is The Only Muscle In The Human Body That Never Gets Tired [talking].

The First Requisite For A Good Cup Of Coffee In The Morning Is To Get Your Wife Out Of Bed.