All Work And No Pay Makes A

It's Not The Loss Of Life That Makes The Death Bitter -- It's The Obituaries.

Communism Is A Form Of Government Under Which Every Citizen At Election Time Enjoys The Privilege Of Voting Yes.

Nothing Ages Your Car As Much As The Sight Of Your Neighbor's New One.

Ego: The Only Thing That Can Keep Growing Without Nourishment.

Egocentric: A Person Who Has His I's Too Close Together.