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A Dollar Saved Is A Dollar Earned But Seldom Vice Versa.

A Homosexual Is The Only Man Who Ever Meets A Man He Would Like To Marry If He Were A Woman.

Somebody Is Always Doing Something That Somebody Else Said Couldn't Be Done.

Statistics: The Only Science That Enables Different Experts Using The Same Figures To Draw Different Conclusions.

Corrupt Officials Are Usually Close-mouthed And Open-handed.