The State Of The Union Largely Depends

Think Twice Before You Speak, And Then You May Be Able To Say Something More Insulting Than If You Spoke Right Out At Once.

There Would Be No Population Explosion If People Who Are Trying To Keep The Wolf From The Door Wouldn't Let The Stork Fly In Through The Window.

Next Time A Man Tells You Talk Is Cheap, Ask Him If He Knows How Much A Session Of Congress Costs.

All Work And No Play Makes Jack A Dull Boy - And Jill A Wealthy Widow.

A Credit Card Is A Convenient Device That Saves You The Trouble Of Counting Your Change.