The State Of The Union Largely Depends

A Bright Eye Indicates Curiosity; A Black Eye, Too Much.

All Things Come To Him Who Waits, But They Are Mostly Leftovers From Those Who Didn't Wait.

When Laziness Attacks A Woman, It Always Avoids Her Tongue.

Everything Comes To Him Who Waits -- If He Waits Till It Comes.

A Bacteriologist Is A Man Whose Conversation Always Start With The Germ Of An Idea.