Character Is What You Have Left When

A Special Skill, Like Speaking Several Languages, Or Keeping Your Mouth Shut In One.

A Dollar Saved Is A Dollar Earned But Seldom Vice Versa.

There Is A Lot Of Difference Between The Man Who Is Not Able And His Brother Who Is Notable.

Divorce Is The Price People Play For Playing With Matches.

Definition Of A Statistician: A Man Who Believes Figures Don't Lie, But Admits Than Under Analysis Some Of Them Won't Stand Up Either.