All Things Considered, I'd Rather Be In

A Comic Should Suffer As Much Over A Single Line As A Man With A Hernia Would In Picking Up A Heavy Barbell.

Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The Noise.

To Me, These Biblical Stories Are Just So Many Fish Stories, And I'm Not Specifically Referring To Jonah And The Whale. I Need Indisputable Proof Of Anything I'm Asked To Believe.

The Only Thing A Lawyer Won't Question Is The Legitimacy Of His Mother.

Women Are Like Elephants To Me. I Like To Look At Them, But I Wouldn't Want To Own One.