All The Shy People Are Doomed! Natural

I'm Actually About As Famous As A Fourth Division Footballer From The 70s.

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The Truth Is That I'm Constitutionally Incapable Of Doing An Ordinary Job.

The Measure Of A Conversation Is How Much Mutual Recognition There Is In It; How Much Shared There Is In It. If You're Talking About What's In Your Own Head, Or Without Thought To What People Looking And Listening Will Feel, You Might As Well Be In A Room Talking To Yourself.

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