All My Life I've Been Terrible At

If You Really Want To Help The American Theater, Don't Be An Actress, Dahling. Be An Audience.

I Have Enemies I've Never Met - That's Fame.

I Read Shakespeare And The Bible, And I Can Shoot Dice. That's What I Call A Liberal Education.

I'm Not At My Best When I Moralize Or Philosophize. Logic Is Elusive, Especially To One Who So Rarely Uses It.

Don't Be Taken In By The Guff That Critics Are Killing The Theater. Commonly They Sin On The Side Of Enthusiasm. Too Often They Give Their Blessing To Trash.