Fill What Is Empty, Empty What Is

If You Know Your Bible And Your Shakespeare And Can Shoot Craps, You Have A Liberal Education.

My Father Warned Me About Men And Booze But He Never Said Anything About Women And Cocaine.

I'm The Foe Of Moderation, The Champion Of Excess.

I've Tried Several Varieties Of Sex. The Conventional Position Makes Me Claustrophobic, And The Others Either Give Me A Stiff Neck Or Lockjaw.

No Man Worth His Salt, No Man Of Spirit And Spine, No Man For Whom I Could Have Any Respect, Could Rejoice In The Identification Of Tallulah's Husband. It's Tough Enough To Be Bogged Down In A Legend. It Would Be Even Tougher To Marry One.