Working On Television Is Like Being Shot

A Frozen Daiquiri Of A Scorching Afternoon Is Soothing. It Makes Living More Tolerable.

I Have Enemies I've Never Met - That's Fame.

(on Seeing A Former Lover For The First Time In Years) I Thought I Told You To Wait In The Car.

It's Unlikely I'll Ever Submit To A Psychiatrist's Couch. I Don't Want Some Stranger Prowling Around Through My Psyche, Monkeying With My Id. I Don't Need An Analyst To Tell Me That I Have Never Had Any Sense Of Security. Who Has?

The Less I Behave Like Whistler's Mother The Night Before, The More I Look Like Her The Morning After.