All Mothers Are Working Mothers.

Your Husband Drinks Too Much If He Says He Never Drinks Alone, But Considers The Goldfish Somebody.

They Always Say To Californians That We Don't Have Seasons. Of Course, That Is Not True. We Have Fire, Flood, Mud And Drought.

I Love To Go To The Doctor. Where Else Would A Man Look At Me And Say, 'take Off Your Clothes'?

My Timing Is So Precise, A Heckler Would Have To Make An Appointment Just To Get A Word In.

The Only Parts Left Of My Original Body Are My Elbows.