I'm From Such An Old Family, It's

I Will Never Give Up. I Am In My 14th Year Of A 10-day Beauty Plan.

Becoming A Comedienne Was My Way Of Adjusting To Puberty.

It Took Me Three Weeks To Stuff The Turkey. I Stuffed It Through The Beak.

You Know You're Old If They Have Discontinued Your Blood Type.

Religion Is Such A Medieval Idea. Don't Get Me Started. I Have Thought About Every Facet Of Religion, And I Can't Buy Any Of It.