I'm From Such An Old Family, It's

Tranquilizers Work Only If You Follow The Advice On The Bottle - Keep Away From Children.

My Eight-year-old Bought A Bicycle With The Money He Saved By Not Smoking.

Tennis Is Like Marrying For Money. Love Has Nothing To Do With It.

I'm From Such An Old Family, It's Been Condemned.

Some Wives Have Model Husbands, I Got One That Needed Remodeling.