All Children Have Brain Damage!

Even Though Your Kids Will Consistently Do The Exact Opposite Of What You're Telling Them To Do, You Have To Keep Loving Them Just As Much.

Have You Ever Had A Cookie? Then You Won't Get Any Here Either.

You Know My Father's Favorite Game? Come Here And Pull My Finger.

Sometimes You Try To Help People, And It Backfires On You, And Then They Try To Take Advantage Of You.

You Go And You Buy A Lottery Ticket. You've Got Just As Much Chance Of Getting Struck By Lightning As You Do Of Winning The Lottery.