All Children Have Brain Damage!

You Can Never Give Complete Authority And Overall Power To Anyone Until Trust Can Be Proven.

Human Beings Are The Only Creatures On Earth That Allow Their Children To Come Back Home.

Repeat After Me. I Promise Not To Run Outside Of The House. I Promise Not To Run Inside Of The House. I Promise Not To Touch, Pick Up, Step On, Anything That Looks Interesting.

Take Your Bottom Lip And Pull It Over Your Head.

After Creating The Heaven, The Earth, The Ocean, And The Entire Animal Kingdom, God Created Adam And Eve. And The First Thing He Said To Them Was "don't."