Sometimes You Try To Help People, And

Calculus Is One Course You Can Come With To Your Parents And Say, I Am Dropping It. And They'll Understand.

The First-born In Every Family Is Always Dreaming For An Imaginary Older Brother Or Sister Who Will Look Out For Them.

I'm Going Out... Because I Deserve To Go Out! And I'm Going To Get Drunk... Because I Deserve To Get Drunk! And Get Out Of My Way!

Grandparents Are God's Gifts To Children.

Ours Is A Youth Culture, And Like A Golf Tournament, We Honor Only Low Scores.