I Don't Know How Old I Am

Don't Eat Fried Food, It Angries Up The Blood.

They Said I Was The Greatest Pitcher They Ever Sawi Couldnt Understand Why They Couldnt Give Me No Justice.

If You Want To Live A Long Time, Don't Fool With Nothing Old But Money, Nothing Big But A Bank Roll, Nothing Black But A Cadillac, Nothing Over Twenty-two Years, Nothing That Weighs Over 130. If You Do, You're In Trouble. 'cause When You're Getting Old And Your Cells Gettin' Low, You'll Need A Delco Battery To Boost Ya.

Work Like You Don't Need The Money. Love Like You've Never Been Hurt. Dance Like Nobody's Watching.

I Don't Generally Like Running. I Believe In Training By Rising Gently Up And Down From The Bench.