I Don't Know How Old I Am

Don't Go To College, Unless To Get Knowledge.

They Said I Was The Greatest Pitcher They Ever Sawi Couldnt Understand Why They Couldnt Give Me No Justice.

Baseball Is The Most Perfect Of Games, Solid, True, Pure And Precious As Diamonds. If Only Life Were So Simple. Within The Baselines Anything Can Happen. Tides Can Reverse; Oceans Can Open. That's Why They Say, We Don't Stop Playing Because We Get Old. We Get Old Because We Stop Playing.

Throw Strikes. Home Plate Don't Move.

I May Not Be The Bestest Pitcher In The World, But I Sure Out-cutes 'em.