I Don't Know How Old I Am

Avoid Fried Meats Which Angry Up The Blood. If Your Stomach Disputes You, Lie Down And Pacify It With Cool Thoughts. Keep The Juices Flowing By Jangling Around Gently As You Move. Go Very Light On The Vices, Such As Carrying On In Society. The Social Ramble Ain't Restful. Avoid Running At All Times. Don't Look Back. Something Might Be Gaining On You.

With Women You Don't Have To Talk Your Head Off. You Just Say A Word And Let Them Fill In From There.

The Only Change Is That Baseball Has Turned Paige From A Second Class Citizen To A Second Class Immortal.

Just Take The Ball And Throw It Where You Want To. Throw Strikes. Home Plate Don't Move.

I Got A Curve So Sneaky It Might Be Your Daddy.