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A Woman Is Always Ready To Describe Another Woman As Charming, But Only If The Other Woman Is Not Charming.

Conscience Is What Makes A Boy Tell His Mother Before His Sister Does.

Hard Work Never Hurt Anyone Who Hired Someone Else To Do It.

Bureaucracy Is More People Doing Less Things, And Taking More Time To Do Them Worse.

The Cat: An Animal That's So Unpredictable, You Can Never Tell In Advance How It Will Ignore You The Next Time.