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Compare What You Want With What You Have, And You'll Be Unhappy; Compare What You Deserve With What You Have, And You'll Be Happy.

Worry Makes People Thin, Except When They Worry About Being Fat.

A Signature Always Reveals A Man's Character - And Sometimes Even His Name.

In Elections, The Undecided Vote Is Usually The Deciding Factor.

Family: A Social Unit Where The Father Is Concerned With Parking Space, The Children With Outer Space, And The Mother With Closet Space.