Actors Can't Retire. What Would They Do?

I'm Happy To Be Here. I'm Happy To Be Anywhere. I'm Not Kidding.

When We Started The Show, 'dallas' Was Known As The City Where Jfk Was Assassinated. By The End It Was Known As Jr's Home Town.

I'm Sure It Is, I'm Not For Any Kind Of War, We've Been Engaged In Several Wars Since The Second World War And We Lost In Korea, We Lost In Vietnam, They Are Political Wars, They Have Nothing To Do With Any Real Threat, Nor Does This One.

Comedy Is Not Funny. Comedy Is Hard Work And Timing And Lots And Lots Of Rehearsals.

My Definition Of A Redundancy Is An Air-bag In A Politician's Car.